http://www.normaugustinus.com Cult icon Norm Augustinus is an acclaimed underground American writer. Fri, 03 Jul 2009 04:21:17 GMT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss/ Handmade by Norm Augustinus en-us normaugustinus@gmail.com (Norm Augustinus) © 2009 Norm Augustinus/NormAugustinus.com Comedy http://normaugustinus.com/feedpic.jpg http://www.normaugustinus.com 100 100 Cult icon Norm Augustinus is an acclaimed underground American writer. Cult icon Norm Augustinus is an acclaimed underground American writer. Norm Augustinus yes Norm Augustinus normaugustinus@gmail.com http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/undiecannon.mp3 Fri, 03 Jul 2009 04:21:17 GMT Comedy My married friend and his old lady, my new improved Slip and Slide idea, my airline musical septic tank scheme, how you too can get out of speeding tickets, my 4th of July underwear cannon and lots more! My married friend and his old lady, my new improved Slip and Slide idea, my airline musical septic tank scheme, how you too can get out of speeding tickets, my 4th of July underwear cannon and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:51 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/undiecannon.mp3 My married friend and his old lady, my new improved Slip and Slide idea, my airline musical septic tank scheme, how you too can get out of speeding tickets, my 4th of July underwear cannon and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/lilly.mp3 Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:19:49 GMT Comedy Dear Norm, note to self, Auschwitz and me, find love with my Slip and Slide idea, Rocket Romp and lots more! Dear Norm, note to self, Auschwitz and me, find love with my Slip and Slide idea, Rocket Romp and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:08 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/lilly.mp3 Dear Norm, note to self, Auschwitz and me, find love with my Slip and Slide idea, Rocket Romp and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mayer.mp3 Fri, 19 Jun 2009 05:20:49 GMT Comedy Musket Norm, clicking fingers, my airline septic tank DNA identification probe device, my vibratory pulse fake metal detector chick getter and lots more! Musket Norm, clicking fingers, my airline septic tank DNA identification probe device, my vibratory pulse fake metal detector chick getter and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:34 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mayer.mp3 Musket Norm, clicking fingers, my airline septic tank DNA identification probe device, my vibratory pulse fake metal detector chick getter and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/tasog.mp3 Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:18:49 GMT Comedy Clicking fingers again, fun facts, passenger plane septic tanks, TASOG, new inventions and lots more! Clicking fingers again, fun facts, passenger plane septic tanks, TASOG, new inventions and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:03 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/tasog.mp3 Clicking fingers again, fun facts, passenger plane septic tanks, TASOG, new inventions and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/blowglobe.mp3 Fri, 05 Jun 2009 04:23:49 GMT Comedy Blow globes, chicks with broken bones, note to self, yellow mustard, glitter, the scary sound chicks make and lots more! Blow globes, chicks with broken bones, note to self, yellow mustard, glitter, the scary sound chicks make and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:11:27 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/blowglobe.mp3 Blow globes, chicks with broken bones, note to self, yellow mustard, glitter, the scary sound chicks make and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/basement.mp3 Fri, 29 May 2009 04:26:49 GMT Comedy The nurse practitioner, my buried treasure scam, diaries, old photographs inside headlights and much more! The nurse practitioner, my buried treasure scam, diaries, old photographs inside headlights and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:39 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/basement.mp3 The nurse practitioner, my buried treasure scam, diaries, old photographs inside headlights and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hotsauce.mp3 Fri, 22 May 2009 04:26:17 GMT Comedy My plywood hinged ceiling board, she was constipated, fun facts, the unique girl sound, the incident with the horseshoe lady and her twins and lots more! My plywood hinged ceiling board, she was constipated, fun facts, the unique girl sound, the incident with the horseshoe lady and her twins and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:09:03 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hotsauce.mp3 My plywood hinged ceiling board, she was constipated, fun facts, the unique girl sound, the incident with the horseshoe lady and her twins and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/boathouse.mp3 Fri, 15 May 2009 04:20:17 GMT Comedy Fun facts, chicks with broken bones, Universal Studios, Pepto-Bismol and my mom and lots more! Fun facts, chicks with broken bones, Universal Studios, Pepto-Bismol and my mom and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:12:26 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/boathouse.mp3 Fun facts, chicks with broken bones, Universal Studios, Pepto-Bismol and my mom and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/trashcans.mp3 Fri, 08 May 2009 04:20:17 GMT Comedy Live on tape in-field recording from Clearwater Beach using Edirol R-09! (((::IN-STEREO::))) Live on tape in-field recording from Clearwater Beach using Edirol R-09! (((::IN-STEREO::))) Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:04 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/trashcans.mp3 Live on tape in-field recording from Clearwater Beach using Edirol R-09! (((::IN-STEREO::))) http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/lovewafer.mp3 Fri, 01 May 2009 07:06:17 GMT Comedy Get women using the sex nickel, the eyeglasses that were missing something, my vibrator vending machine with lots of extra options, my kite making contraption and lots more! Get women using the sex nickel, the eyeglasses that were missing something, my vibrator vending machine with lots of extra options, my kite making contraption and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:00 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/lovewafer.mp3 Get women using the sex nickel, the eyeglasses that were missing something, my vibrator vending machine with lots of extra options, my kite making contraption and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/laws.mp3 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 04:37:17 GMT Comedy The sex nickel and her lamp, quick facts, another invention, the woman and her kid at McDonald's and lots more! The sex nickel and her lamp, quick facts, another invention, the woman and her kid at McDonald's and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:14:15 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/laws.mp3 The sex nickel and her lamp, quick facts, another invention, the woman and her kid at McDonald's and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dale.mp3 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 04:21:17 GMT Comedy The scissor chick, the outhouse gal, make money from beach sand and lots more! The scissor chick, the outhouse gal, make money from beach sand and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:09:56 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dale.mp3 The scissor chick, the outhouse gal, make money from beach sand and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ziphead.mp3 Fri, 10 Apr 2009 04:20:17 GMT Comedy I head to Tampa for smoke supplies on a borrowed ten speed bicycle, the chick in the cubicle next to you, my bathroom rubber stamp and lots more! I head to Tampa for smoke supplies on a borrowed ten speed bicycle, the chick in the cubicle next to you, my bathroom rubber stamp and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:16:54 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ziphead.mp3 I head to Tampa for smoke supplies on a borrowed ten speed bicycle, the chick in the cubicle next to you, my bathroom rubber stamp and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/herbox.mp3 Fri, 03 Apr 2009 04:17:17 GMT Comedy The parakeet, the girl in the cardboard box and what the woman said to me while we were on the dance floor. The parakeet, the girl in the cardboard box and what the woman said to me while we were on the dance floor. Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:54 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/herbox.mp3 The parakeet, the girl in the cardboard box and what the woman said to me while we were on the dance floor. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/fishhead.mp3 Fri, 27 Mar 2009 04:23:17 GMT Comedy My shiny canoe, vittles, the call from the psychiatrist and the glass blower on Clearwater beach. My shiny canoe, vittles, the call from the psychiatrist and the glass blower on Clearwater beach. Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:05 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/fishhead.mp3 My shiny canoe, vittles, the call from the psychiatrist and the glass blower on Clearwater beach. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/backdoor.mp3 Fri, 20 Mar 2009 04:16:17 GMT Comedy The pelican suffered a heart attack mid-flight. The pelican suffered a heart attack mid-flight. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:00 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/backdoor.mp3 The pelican suffered a heart attack mid-flight. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ladybum.mp3 Fri, 13 Mar 2009 05:10:17 GMT Comedy Asleep on the beach with my plastic pumpkin and she woke me up in the most unique way. Asleep on the beach with my plastic pumpkin and she woke me up in the most unique way. Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:00 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ladybum.mp3 Asleep on the beach with my plastic pumpkin and she woke me up in the most unique way. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/peace.mp3 Fri, 06 Mar 2009 05:56:27 GMT Comedy She made wooden peace signs and sold them at the beach. She made wooden peace signs and sold them at the beach. Norm Augustinus yes 01:01:23 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/peace.mp3 She made wooden peace signs and sold them at the beach. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/carseat.mp3 Fri, 27 Feb 2009 09:08:27 GMT Comedy It was hidden under the car seat 'til we ran out of gas at the airport. It was hidden under the car seat 'til we ran out of gas at the airport. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:49 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/carseat.mp3 It was hidden under the car seat 'til we ran out of gas at the airport. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dollhead.mp3 Fri, 20 Feb 2009 06:19:27 GMT Comedy I've got my arms around her and we're lying on a beach and that's when something washes ashore and slams into my special place. I've got my arms around her and we're lying on a beach and that's when something washes ashore and slams into my special place. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:45 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dollhead.mp3 I've got my arms around her and we're lying on a beach and that's when something washes ashore and slams into my special place. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hertoilet.mp3 Fri, 13 Feb 2009 05:13:27 GMT Comedy She asked me to come to her Naples Florida home to help her replace her toilet. She asked me to come to her Naples Florida home to help her replace her toilet. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:45 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hertoilet.mp3 She asked me to come to her Naples Florida home to help her replace her toilet. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/help.mp3 Fri, 06 Feb 2009 06:52:27 GMT Comedy The thrift store, The Jitterbug, my subway fall, phoning grandma, AAA and a whole lot more! The thrift store, The Jitterbug, my subway fall, phoning grandma, AAA and a whole lot more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:15:04 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/help.mp3 The thrift store, The Jitterbug, my subway fall, phoning grandma, AAA and a whole lot more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/becky.mp3 Fri, 30 Jan 2009 06:32:27 GMT Comedy She had a second floor helicopter pad and I talk about my latest endeavor with regards to Schindler's Lisp. She had a second floor helicopter pad and I talk about my latest endeavor with regards to Schindler's Lisp. Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:09 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/becky.mp3 She had a second floor helicopter pad and I talk about my latest endeavor with regards to Schindler's Lisp. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/died.mp3 Fri, 23 Jan 2009 05:13:27 GMT Comedy She was hanging from the rafters inside the ice fishing shanty and then she let go and dropped into the hole. She was hanging from the rafters inside the ice fishing shanty and then she let go and dropped into the hole. Norm Augustinus yes 00:59:10 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/died.mp3 She was hanging from the rafters inside the ice fishing shanty and then she let go and dropped into the hole. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sausage.mp3 Fri, 16 Jan 2009 05:07:27 GMT Comedy I rent an ice fishing shanty in the upper peninsula of Michigan. Live on tape in-field recording using an Edirol R-09. I rent an ice fishing shanty in the upper peninsula of Michigan. Live on tape in-field recording using an Edirol R-09. Norm Augustinus yes 00:59:32 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sausage.mp3 I rent an ice fishing shanty in the upper peninsula of Michigan. Live on tape in-field recording using an Edirol R-09. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sdcard.mp3 Fri, 09 Jan 2009 06:26:27 GMT Comedy My pulley contraption, her dad is a vegetable, the pregnancy test, I woke up with my hand glued to the wall and much more! My pulley contraption, her dad is a vegetable, the pregnancy test, I woke up with my hand glued to the wall and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:11 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sdcard.mp3 My pulley contraption, her dad is a vegetable, the pregnancy test, I woke up with my hand glued to the wall and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/puffer.mp3 Fri, 02 Jan 2009 05:31:27 GMT Comedy Fake root balls, Hallmark Cards, the double amputee, the chick that tried to mow me down and the Flapper. Fake root balls, Hallmark Cards, the double amputee, the chick that tried to mow me down and the Flapper. Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:20 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/puffer.mp3 Fake root balls, Hallmark Cards, the double amputee, the chick that tried to mow me down and the Flapper. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/treestand.mp3 Fri, 19 Dec 2008 05:20:15 GMT Comedy Get truckloads of chicks this holiday by building a unique Christmas tree stand that moves the tree vertically up and down. Get truckloads of chicks this holiday by building a unique Christmas tree stand that moves the tree vertically up and down. Norm Augustinus yes 01:11:02 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/treestand.mp3 Get truckloads of chicks this holiday by building a unique Christmas tree stand that moves the tree vertically up and down. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/job.mp3 Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:03:04 GMT Comedy Unisex barber shops and my New York interview that wasn't to be. Unisex barber shops and my New York interview that wasn't to be. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:14 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/job.mp3 Unisex barber shops and my New York interview that wasn't to be. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/shed.mp3 Fri, 05 Dec 2008 07:07:04 GMT Comedy I hook up with a Spanish woman behind Vega Ortega's and I talk about my excellent Ultraviolet sterilizer. I hook up with a Spanish woman behind Vega Ortega's and I talk about my excellent Ultraviolet sterilizer. Norm Augustinus yes 01:12:47 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/shed.mp3 I hook up with a Spanish woman behind Vega Ortega's and I talk about my excellent Ultraviolet sterilizer. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mytrunk.mp3 Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:16:27 GMT Comedy Black Friday at the Wal-Mart and the unexpected lumberjack log roll competition. Black Friday at the Wal-Mart and the unexpected lumberjack log roll competition. Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:46 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mytrunk.mp3 Black Friday at the Wal-Mart and the unexpected lumberjack log roll competition. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gobble.mp3 Fri, 21 Nov 2008 06:16:27 GMT Comedy This year I'm gonna hunt down and shoot my own Thanksgiving day turkey. Live in field recording using an Edirol R-09. This year I'm gonna hunt down and shoot my own Thanksgiving day turkey. Live in field recording using an Edirol R-09. Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:18 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gobble.mp3 This year I'm gonna hunt down and shoot my own Thanksgiving day turkey. Live in field recording using an Edirol R-09. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gravy.mp3 Fri, 14 Nov 2008 05:16:27 GMT Comedy At the bowling alley drinking Vernor's Ginger Ale and eating hamburgers and while I'm at the bowling alley I'm putting my latest bowling ball finger filler up hole thingy contraption to work. At the bowling alley drinking Vernor's Ginger Ale and eating hamburgers and while I'm at the bowling alley I'm putting my latest bowling ball finger filler up hole thingy contraption to work. Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:39 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gravy.mp3 At the bowling alley drinking Vernor's Ginger Ale and eating hamburgers and while I'm at the bowling alley I'm putting my latest bowling ball finger filler up hole thingy contraption to work. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/air.mp3 Fri, 07 Nov 2008 05:13:27 GMT Comedy The ball bearings froze up and then the air compressor blew up too 'cause they needed a firmer mattress. The ball bearings froze up and then the air compressor blew up too 'cause they needed a firmer mattress. Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:22 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/air.mp3 The ball bearings froze up and then the air compressor blew up too 'cause they needed a firmer mattress. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bullet.mp3 Fri, 31 Oct 2008 05:26:27 GMT Comedy Happy Halloween! In this exciting episode I talk about my holiday employment as a ghost at a haunted house. Happy Halloween! In this exciting episode I talk about my holiday employment as a ghost at a haunted house. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:11 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bullet.mp3 Happy Halloween! In this exciting episode I talk about my holiday employment as a ghost at a haunted house. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ghosts.mp3 Fri, 24 Oct 2008 05:54:27 GMT Comedy Working at the haunted house, nitrous oxide pumpkins, she blames me for her Halloween yeast infection and lots more! Working at the haunted house, nitrous oxide pumpkins, she blames me for her Halloween yeast infection and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:21 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ghosts.mp3 Working at the haunted house, nitrous oxide pumpkins, she blames me for her Halloween yeast infection and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/pogo.mp3 Fri, 17 Oct 2008 04:09:27 GMT Comedy Sexually charged gaseous pumpkins (just follow my easy recipe), vibrator empaths, pogo sticks, her dead ferret and lots more! Sexually charged gaseous pumpkins (just follow my easy recipe), vibrator empaths, pogo sticks, her dead ferret and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:28 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/pogo.mp3 Sexually charged gaseous pumpkins (just follow my easy recipe), vibrator empaths, pogo sticks, her dead ferret and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/heranvil.mp3 Fri, 10 Oct 2008 05:19:27 GMT Comedy I'm counting my nose hairs, the sound of pubic hairs being torn out, my Polaroid pictures, the anvil lady (and her lips) and much more! I'm counting my nose hairs, the sound of pubic hairs being torn out, my Polaroid pictures, the anvil lady (and her lips) and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:58 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/heranvil.mp3 I'm counting my nose hairs, the sound of pubic hairs being torn out, my Polaroid pictures, the anvil lady (and her lips) and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gulf.mp3 Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:07:27 GMT Comedy On a boat with Norm fishing in the Gulf of Mexico. Live in-field recording using an Edirol R-09! On a boat with Norm fishing in the Gulf of Mexico. Live in-field recording using an Edirol R-09! Norm Augustinus yes 00:59:58 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gulf.mp3 On a boat with Norm fishing in the Gulf of Mexico. Live in-field recording using an Edirol R-09! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/herpanel.mp3 Fri, 26 Sep 2008 04:38:33 GMT Comedy The lady on the beach was wearing her bikini bottom inside out. I was just being a Good Samaritan. The lady on the beach was wearing her bikini bottom inside out. I was just being a Good Samaritan. Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:04 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/herpanel.mp3 The lady on the beach was wearing her bikini bottom inside out. I was just being a Good Samaritan. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mycart.mp3 Fri, 19 Sep 2008 04:41:33 GMT Comedy I build a go-kart that will take me to Tampa where a fresh brick of weed awaits me! I build a go-kart that will take me to Tampa where a fresh brick of weed awaits me! Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:13 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mycart.mp3 I build a go-kart that will take me to Tampa where a fresh brick of weed awaits me! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/maxipad.mp3 Fri, 12 Sep 2008 04:08:33 GMT Comedy Clicking my fingers again, the gravy incident, hurricanes and bathing, the beach discovery and lots more! Clicking my fingers again, the gravy incident, hurricanes and bathing, the beach discovery and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:06 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/maxipad.mp3 Clicking my fingers again, the gravy incident, hurricanes and bathing, the beach discovery and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dildos.mp3 Fri, 05 Sep 2008 04:12:33 GMT Comedy By 2015 there will be 100 million abandoned, antiquated, worn-out vibrators lying about in the United States. Listen to Norm talk about his amazing vibrator recycling idea. By 2015 there will be 100 million abandoned, antiquated, worn-out vibrators lying about in the United States. Listen to Norm talk about his amazing vibrator recycling idea. Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:55 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dildos.mp3 By 2015 there will be 100 million abandoned, antiquated, worn-out vibrators lying about in the United States. Listen to Norm talk about his amazing vibrator recycling idea. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/horse.mp3 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 04:09:33 GMT Comedy The mountain of fat with the Snickers bar, the back to school shoppers at Wal-Mart and don't send me photographs of your big scary gape. The mountain of fat with the Snickers bar, the back to school shoppers at Wal-Mart and don't send me photographs of your big scary gape. Norm Augustinus yes 01:12:25 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/horse.mp3 The mountain of fat with the Snickers bar, the back to school shoppers at Wal-Mart and don't send me photographs of your big scary gape. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dunn.mp3 Fri, 22 Aug 2008 04:09:33 GMT Comedy During a flag football game I massaged (and resuscitated) a beaver and then I seesawed the sister. During a flag football game I massaged (and resuscitated) a beaver and then I seesawed the sister. Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:18 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dunn.mp3 During a flag football game I massaged (and resuscitated) a beaver and then I seesawed the sister. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/pelvis.mp3 Fri, 15 Aug 2008 04:11:33 GMT Comedy My cousin from Las Vegas and how I broke her pelvic bone. My cousin from Las Vegas and how I broke her pelvic bone. Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:11 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/pelvis.mp3 My cousin from Las Vegas and how I broke her pelvic bone. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hive.mp3 Fri, 08 Aug 2008 05:52:33 GMT Comedy The beehive had to go. Live on tape in-field recording using an Edirol R-09. The beehive had to go. Live on tape in-field recording using an Edirol R-09. Norm Augustinus yes 00:58:06 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hive.mp3 The beehive had to go. Live on tape in-field recording using an Edirol R-09. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/wonder.mp3 Fri, 01 Aug 2008 04:18:33 GMT Comedy The psychiatrist called to say I was, "clinically insane," the bong water and her Encare oval vaginal suppositories and I'm shoving rubber vibrators into loaves of bread at supermarkets and lots more! The psychiatrist called to say I was, "clinically insane," the bong water and her Encare oval vaginal suppositories and I'm shoving rubber vibrators into loaves of bread at supermarkets and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:53 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/wonder.mp3 The psychiatrist called to say I was, "clinically insane," the bong water and her Encare oval vaginal suppositories and I'm shoving rubber vibrators into loaves of bread at supermarkets and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/finney.mp3 Fri, 25 Jul 2008 04:10:33 GMT Comedy The upside down Saint Joseph figurine in a McDonald's cup, I told him it was Gatorade and Finney was gonna drive me to Tampa on his vintage Chinese military motorbike with sidecar but he pulled the release lever instead! The upside down Saint Joseph figurine in a McDonald's cup, I told him it was Gatorade and Finney was gonna drive me to Tampa on his vintage Chinese military motorbike with sidecar but he pulled the release lever instead! Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:46 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/finney.mp3 The upside down Saint Joseph figurine in a McDonald's cup, I told him it was Gatorade and Finney was gonna drive me to Tampa on his vintage Chinese military motorbike with sidecar but he pulled the release lever instead! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/moped.mp3 Fri, 18 Jul 2008 06:15:33 GMT Comedy I went to Tampa to make a buy but the moped I was driving fell apart and then the wheels got ripped off and they stole my gas too! I went to Tampa to make a buy but the moped I was driving fell apart and then the wheels got ripped off and they stole my gas too! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:03 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/moped.mp3 I went to Tampa to make a buy but the moped I was driving fell apart and then the wheels got ripped off and they stole my gas too! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/cactus.mp3 Fri, 11 Jul 2008 05:36:33 GMT Comedy Women's shoes at the Salvation Army store, the crocheted rooster head egg warmers, his dollar store cactus scheme and lots more! Women's shoes at the Salvation Army store, the crocheted rooster head egg warmers, his dollar store cactus scheme and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:01:42 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/cactus.mp3 Women's shoes at the Salvation Army store, the crocheted rooster head egg warmers, his dollar store cactus scheme and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sandy.mp3 Fri, 04 Jul 2008 04:14:33 GMT Comedy My amazing Independence Day underwear cannon and my sister Sandy shows up at all holiday family gatherings and heads straight to the toilet. My amazing Independence Day underwear cannon and my sister Sandy shows up at all holiday family gatherings and heads straight to the toilet. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:00 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sandy.mp3 My amazing Independence Day underwear cannon and my sister Sandy shows up at all holiday family gatherings and heads straight to the toilet. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/keet.mp3 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 04:14:33 GMT Comedy Her Hohner harmonica, the roach that almost killed me, the lady with the enormous butt hole, I zipped her parakeet and lots more! Her Hohner harmonica, the roach that almost killed me, the lady with the enormous butt hole, I zipped her parakeet and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:12 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/keet.mp3 Her Hohner harmonica, the roach that almost killed me, the lady with the enormous butt hole, I zipped her parakeet and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/whale.mp3 Fri, 20 Jun 2008 04:21:33 GMT Comedy Six women send me sexy photographs wanting me to perform an intimate act, my bizarre whale like cracking sounds and lots more! Six women send me sexy photographs wanting me to perform an intimate act, my bizarre whale like cracking sounds and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:54 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/whale.mp3 Six women send me sexy photographs wanting me to perform an intimate act, my bizarre whale like cracking sounds and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gulls.mp3 Fri, 13 Jun 2008 04:13:33 GMT Comedy Her sick lawn, please empty mommies colostomy bag and lots more! Her sick lawn, please empty mommies colostomy bag and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:22 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gulls.mp3 Her sick lawn, please empty mommies colostomy bag and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ky.mp3 Fri, 06 Jun 2008 04:18:03 GMT Comedy Chicks with broken legs, KY Yours and Mine, I'm snapping my fingers again, strange cracking sounds are coming from my private area and lots more! Chicks with broken legs, KY Yours and Mine, I'm snapping my fingers again, strange cracking sounds are coming from my private area and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:18 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ky.mp3 Chicks with broken legs, KY Yours and Mine, I'm snapping my fingers again, strange cracking sounds are coming from my private area and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/motel.mp3 Fri, 30 May 2008 04:11:42 GMT Comedy I left my woman in a hotel room for just a short while and when I came back she had a guy in the room and I update you on the status of my guaranteed money making drive-up teller scheme! I left my woman in a hotel room for just a short while and when I came back she had a guy in the room and I update you on the status of my guaranteed money making drive-up teller scheme! Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:44 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/motel.mp3 I left my woman in a hotel room for just a short while and when I came back she had a guy in the room and I update you on the status of my guaranteed money making drive-up teller scheme! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/poodle.mp3 Fri, 23 May 2008 04:11:42 GMT Comedy The poodle with the red scarf incident, my shopping cart invention and lots more! The poodle with the red scarf incident, my shopping cart invention and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:48 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/poodle.mp3 The poodle with the red scarf incident, my shopping cart invention and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/target.mp3 Fri, 16 May 2008 04:11:42 GMT Comedy My latest book: 2.5 Million Sexual Positions, the Starbucks logo controversy, the Target department store help button and lots more! My latest book: 2.5 Million Sexual Positions, the Starbucks logo controversy, the Target department store help button and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:44 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/target.mp3 My latest book: 2.5 Million Sexual Positions, the Starbucks logo controversy, the Target department store help button and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/beach.mp3 Fri, 09 May 2008 04:11:42 GMT Comedy How I successfully metal detected on a protected beach using my custom built beach toboggan. Recorded live on tape using an Edirol R-09. How I successfully metal detected on a protected beach using my custom built beach toboggan. Recorded live on tape using an Edirol R-09. Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:12 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/beach.mp3 How I successfully metal detected on a protected beach using my custom built beach toboggan. Recorded live on tape using an Edirol R-09. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hairlip.mp3 Fri, 02 May 2008 04:11:42 GMT Comedy Clearwater Beach, the movies, Brickhouse and the heel of her shoe, my invention and lots more! Clearwater Beach, the movies, Brickhouse and the heel of her shoe, my invention and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:11:12 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hairlip.mp3 Clearwater Beach, the movies, Brickhouse and the heel of her shoe, my invention and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/cosmo.mp3 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:11:42 GMT Comedy They got me on videotape, the Band-Aid I almost swallowed, Cosmopolitan magazine, the shopping cart at Walgreens and lots more! They got me on videotape, the Band-Aid I almost swallowed, Cosmopolitan magazine, the shopping cart at Walgreens and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:12:05 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/cosmo.mp3 They got me on videotape, the Band-Aid I almost swallowed, Cosmopolitan magazine, the shopping cart at Walgreens and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/wilson.mp3 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:59:42 GMT Comedy Jim Wilson, the bicycle built for two, her Harley, I took the bus to pick up my package, the clogs and lots more! Jim Wilson, the bicycle built for two, her Harley, I took the bus to pick up my package, the clogs and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:09:54 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/wilson.mp3 Jim Wilson, the bicycle built for two, her Harley, I took the bus to pick up my package, the clogs and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/louie.mp3 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 04:10:42 GMT Comedy Her car broke down and I was going to assist her and the story about the rogue wheelchair that slammed into my vintage Caddy while at the Wal-Mart. Her car broke down and I was going to assist her and the story about the rogue wheelchair that slammed into my vintage Caddy while at the Wal-Mart. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:19 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/louie.mp3 Her car broke down and I was going to assist her and the story about the rogue wheelchair that slammed into my vintage Caddy while at the Wal-Mart. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/megaphone.mp3 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:10:42 GMT Comedy Get with lots of chicks using my revolutionary breast megaphone sound wave method, the squirrel I helped and how best to use a hacksaw when cutting through bicycle frames. Get with lots of chicks using my revolutionary breast megaphone sound wave method, the squirrel I helped and how best to use a hacksaw when cutting through bicycle frames. Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:39 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/megaphone.mp3 Get with lots of chicks using my revolutionary breast megaphone sound wave method, the squirrel I helped and how best to use a hacksaw when cutting through bicycle frames. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ditch.mp3 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 04:10:42 GMT Comedy The Georgia peach says I'm a crybaby. The Georgia peach says I'm a crybaby. Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:06 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ditch.mp3 The Georgia peach says I'm a crybaby. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bakeract.mp3 Sat, 22 Mar 2008 23:52:42 GMT Comedy Held against my will in a behavioral science ward. Held against my will in a behavioral science ward. Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:24 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bakeract.mp3 Held against my will in a behavioral science ward. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dildoamp.mp3 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 04:15:42 GMT Comedy One out of four teenage American girls and my amplified audio pleasure stick invention with weatherproof speakers. One out of four teenage American girls and my amplified audio pleasure stick invention with weatherproof speakers. Norm Augustinus yes 01:01:33 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dildoamp.mp3 One out of four teenage American girls and my amplified audio pleasure stick invention with weatherproof speakers. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/lemon.mp3 Fri, 07 Mar 2008 06:38:47 GMT Comedy Her foam mattress, lint rollers and you, paper mache, the lemon cake incident, I fell off a Walmart roof and lots more. Her foam mattress, lint rollers and you, paper mache, the lemon cake incident, I fell off a Walmart roof and lots more. Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:47 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/lemon.mp3 Her foam mattress, lint rollers and you, paper mache, the lemon cake incident, I fell off a Walmart roof and lots more. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/vulgar.mp3 Fri, 29 Feb 2008 21:45:47 GMT Comedy I hurt myself by falling into a deep hole, a woman phones me and says I'm vulgar and I get a free 50 gallon drum of Pliatex casting rubber. I hurt myself by falling into a deep hole, a woman phones me and says I'm vulgar and I get a free 50 gallon drum of Pliatex casting rubber. Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:36 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/vulgar.mp3 I hurt myself by falling into a deep hole, a woman phones me and says I'm vulgar and I get a free 50 gallon drum of Pliatex casting rubber. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/brick.mp3 Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:33:35 GMT Comedy The defective bed, the buy, my shoes, tooth fillings and lots more. The defective bed, the buy, my shoes, tooth fillings and lots more. Norm Augustinus yes 01:14:39 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/brick.mp3 The defective bed, the buy, my shoes, tooth fillings and lots more. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/walgreens.mp3 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 05:35:35 GMT Comedy My parking lot ordeal with the angry middle-aged bag. My parking lot ordeal with the angry middle-aged bag. Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:20 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/walgreens.mp3 My parking lot ordeal with the angry middle-aged bag. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/straw.mp3 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 07:01:35 GMT Comedy The ice fishing rental guy, her wine store, Gloria and the 7-Eleven Incident and lots more! The ice fishing rental guy, her wine store, Gloria and the 7-Eleven Incident and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:20 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/straw.mp3 The ice fishing rental guy, her wine store, Gloria and the 7-Eleven Incident and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/puberoll.mp3 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:10:15 GMT Comedy She said I needed ten friends, the toilet flush button, your lover and the importance of lint rollers, masking tape, doorbell buttons, at the movies and lots more! She said I needed ten friends, the toilet flush button, your lover and the importance of lint rollers, masking tape, doorbell buttons, at the movies and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:23 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/puberoll.mp3 She said I needed ten friends, the toilet flush button, your lover and the importance of lint rollers, masking tape, doorbell buttons, at the movies and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/theshanty.mp3 Fri, 25 Jan 2008 05:08:15 GMT Comedy I rent an ice fishing shanty on Houghton Lake in Michigan and it eerily resembles a Vietnam hot box (Live in field recording using an Edirol R-09). I rent an ice fishing shanty on Houghton Lake in Michigan and it eerily resembles a Vietnam hot box (Live in field recording using an Edirol R-09). Norm Augustinus yes 01:01:39 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/theshanty.mp3 I rent an ice fishing shanty on Houghton Lake in Michigan and it eerily resembles a Vietnam hot box (Live in field recording using an Edirol R-09). http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/tub.mp3 Fri, 18 Jan 2008 05:12:15 GMT Comedy The call from the woman in Seattle, my long lost nudie Polaroid pictures, my new menopause pad invention, I hit myself in the jaw with a jar of spaghetti sauce and I get flushed out a walk-in bathtub and end up in a Tampa hospital. The call from the woman in Seattle, my long lost nudie Polaroid pictures, my new menopause pad invention, I hit myself in the jaw with a jar of spaghetti sauce and I get flushed out a walk-in bathtub and end up in a Tampa hospital. Norm Augustinus yes 01:14:07 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/tub.mp3 The call from the woman in Seattle, my long lost nudie Polaroid pictures, my new menopause pad invention, I hit myself in the jaw with a jar of spaghetti sauce and I get flushed out a walk-in bathtub and end up in a Tampa hospital. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/clubfoot.mp3 Fri, 11 Jan 2008 05:52:15 GMT Comedy I drove them to the airport and something bad happened, the attorney, I'm not normal and lots more! I drove them to the airport and something bad happened, the attorney, I'm not normal and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:25 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/clubfoot.mp3 I drove them to the airport and something bad happened, the attorney, I'm not normal and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/thefire.mp3 Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:07:05 GMT Comedy Her kid lit my car on fire, the Christmas beating, dad and the boat and lots more! Her kid lit my car on fire, the Christmas beating, dad and the boat and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:00 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/thefire.mp3 Her kid lit my car on fire, the Christmas beating, dad and the boat and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bobby.mp3 Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:20:02 GMT Comedy The airplane in crotch incident, my mood ring observation, my sleep walking horror, action from a woman living behind Kmart, I played Twister with her kids and her daughter was a Double-D. The airplane in crotch incident, my mood ring observation, my sleep walking horror, action from a woman living behind Kmart, I played Twister with her kids and her daughter was a Double-D. Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:48 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bobby.mp3 The airplane in crotch incident, my mood ring observation, my sleep walking horror, action from a woman living behind Kmart, I played Twister with her kids and her daughter was a Double-D. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hunt.mp3 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 05:10:02 GMT Comedy I'm invited to go on a hunting outing on a rural piece of land in upstate New York near Blue Mountain Lake. I bring along my .357 handgun and my 12 gauge shotgun. Be my guest on my special holiday hunt. I'm invited to go on a hunting outing on a rural piece of land in upstate New York near Blue Mountain Lake. I bring along my .357 handgun and my 12 gauge shotgun. Be my guest on my special holiday hunt. Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:13 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hunt.mp3 I'm invited to go on a hunting outing on a rural piece of land in upstate New York near Blue Mountain Lake. I bring along my .357 handgun and my 12 gauge shotgun. Be my guest on my special holiday hunt. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/skirt.mp3 Fri, 14 Dec 2007 05:58:52 GMT Comedy Free Nordstrom gift via helium balloon, paper-mache Christmas tree toppers, Smitten For Clinton, the methane explosion, let's make a snowman, my Christmas lovemaking story. Free Nordstrom gift via helium balloon, paper-mache Christmas tree toppers, Smitten For Clinton, the methane explosion, let's make a snowman, my Christmas lovemaking story. Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:20 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/skirt.mp3 Free Nordstrom gift via helium balloon, paper-mache Christmas tree toppers, Smitten For Clinton, the methane explosion, let's make a snowman, my Christmas lovemaking story. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/flour.mp3 Fri, 07 Dec 2007 05:44:52 GMT Comedy The Omaha shooting, paper-mache, vacant or occupied, Hanukkah gifts, my micro-torch. The Omaha shooting, paper-mache, vacant or occupied, Hanukkah gifts, my micro-torch. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:00 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/flour.mp3 The Omaha shooting, paper-mache, vacant or occupied, Hanukkah gifts, my micro-torch. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/buff.mp3 Fri, 30 Nov 2007 05:10:52 GMT Comedy I talk about my four days working at a Christmas tree lot in Buffalo, New York. I talk about my four days working at a Christmas tree lot in Buffalo, New York. Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:34 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/buff.mp3 I talk about my four days working at a Christmas tree lot in Buffalo, New York. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mache.mp3 Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:04:50 GMT Comedy Learn how to create paper-mache holiday turkeys that you can throw at people and hopefully knock them unconscious. Learn how to create paper-mache holiday turkeys that you can throw at people and hopefully knock them unconscious. Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:33 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mache.mp3 Learn how to create paper-mache holiday turkeys that you can throw at people and hopefully knock them unconscious. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/red.mp3 Fri, 09 Nov 2007 05:04:50 GMT Comedy I've got my rifle and I'm in a swamp in Florida and I'm gonna take out a woodpecker but the whole thing winds up a grizzly, horrific, unbelievable, bloody mess. Remote field recording using an Edirol. I've got my rifle and I'm in a swamp in Florida and I'm gonna take out a woodpecker but the whole thing winds up a grizzly, horrific, unbelievable, bloody mess. Remote field recording using an Edirol. Norm Augustinus yes 01:00:21 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/red.mp3 I've got my rifle and I'm in a swamp in Florida and I'm gonna take out a woodpecker but the whole thing winds up a grizzly, horrific, unbelievable, bloody mess. Remote field recording using an Edirol. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bump.mp3 Fri, 02 Nov 2007 05:39:50 GMT Comedy Chanukah, the death of my dad, attire for pregnant women, their toy, the clogged chicken artery, her acrylic nail. Chanukah, the death of my dad, attire for pregnant women, their toy, the clogged chicken artery, her acrylic nail. Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:03 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bump.mp3 Chanukah, the death of my dad, attire for pregnant women, their toy, the clogged chicken artery, her acrylic nail. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/foil.mp3 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 04:58:50 GMT Comedy Helpful hints, artificial hips and knees, a sandwich made with heels, walking on sharp tissue and nearly dying, Halloween invention for chicks. Helpful hints, artificial hips and knees, a sandwich made with heels, walking on sharp tissue and nearly dying, Halloween invention for chicks. Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:37 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/foil.mp3 Helpful hints, artificial hips and knees, a sandwich made with heels, walking on sharp tissue and nearly dying, Halloween invention for chicks. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/kiosk.mp3 Fri, 19 Oct 2007 04:07:33 GMT Comedy This Halloween get lots of action with my invention, baby poop sifting update, Mathew 18:20, another complaint, masking tape on hotel carpets (what I recently found), and the one place you should be using lint rollers. This Halloween get lots of action with my invention, baby poop sifting update, Mathew 18:20, another complaint, masking tape on hotel carpets (what I recently found), and the one place you should be using lint rollers. Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:29 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/kiosk.mp3 This Halloween get lots of action with my invention, baby poop sifting update, Mathew 18:20, another complaint, masking tape on hotel carpets (what I recently found), and the one place you should be using lint rollers. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/apples.mp3 Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:07:33 GMT Comedy A game I invented that you and your old lady can participate in together during Halloween and it's like the log roll that lumberjacks compete in but it's for women only and it's a lot more difficult. A game I invented that you and your old lady can participate in together during Halloween and it's like the log roll that lumberjacks compete in but it's for women only and it's a lot more difficult. Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:11 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/apples.mp3 A game I invented that you and your old lady can participate in together during Halloween and it's like the log roll that lumberjacks compete in but it's for women only and it's a lot more difficult. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/wheelchair.mp3 Fri, 05 Oct 2007 04:08:07 GMT Comedy I destroy a wheelchair strapped to the back of a 1976 Chrysler Cordoba, breasts, germs, pink Energizer batteries and lots more! I destroy a wheelchair strapped to the back of a 1976 Chrysler Cordoba, breasts, germs, pink Energizer batteries and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:13 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/wheelchair.mp3 I destroy a wheelchair strapped to the back of a 1976 Chrysler Cordoba, breasts, germs, pink Energizer batteries and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/widow.mp3 Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:05:07 GMT Comedy I try to purchase a couple of White Widow seeds and the buy goes bad. Real Bad. I try to purchase a couple of White Widow seeds and the buy goes bad. Real Bad. Norm Augustinus yes 01:12:19 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/widow.mp3 I try to purchase a couple of White Widow seeds and the buy goes bad. Real Bad. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/maceland.mp3 Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:27:14 GMT Comedy The unexpected phone call, my dream about Maceland, sleepwalking (but not really), breast-feeding and lots more! The unexpected phone call, my dream about Maceland, sleepwalking (but not really), breast-feeding and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:28 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/maceland.mp3 The unexpected phone call, my dream about Maceland, sleepwalking (but not really), breast-feeding and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/klux.mp3 Fri, 14 Sep 2007 04:47:38 GMT Comedy She asked me to come over to re-caulk her bathtub, my diaphragm flower pot and I found a coin hidden in crap mined from a mall diaper and lots more! She asked me to come over to re-caulk her bathtub, my diaphragm flower pot and I found a coin hidden in crap mined from a mall diaper and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:54 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/klux.mp3 She asked me to come over to re-caulk her bathtub, my diaphragm flower pot and I found a coin hidden in crap mined from a mall diaper and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/riches.mp3 Fri, 07 Sep 2007 05:19:11 GMT Comedy When you're walking down the halls and your privates hit the walls and how you can make big money by sifting through baby poop in public restrooms. When you're walking down the halls and your privates hit the walls and how you can make big money by sifting through baby poop in public restrooms. Norm Augustinus yes 01:00:44 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/riches.mp3 When you're walking down the halls and your privates hit the walls and how you can make big money by sifting through baby poop in public restrooms. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dahmer.mp3 Fri, 31 Aug 2007 04:08:33 GMT Comedy How to brick your neighbors router and the story about the girl that told me her father was eaten by serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer. How to brick your neighbors router and the story about the girl that told me her father was eaten by serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer. Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:40 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dahmer.mp3 How to brick your neighbors router and the story about the girl that told me her father was eaten by serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ginger.mp3 Fri, 24 Aug 2007 04:28:56 GMT Comedy You aren't ever getting a call on your iPhone, the guy from Vietnam, she asked me to videotape the birth of her child, 18 Wheeler, dead chicks with unfinished business, Ginger Heights and much more! You aren't ever getting a call on your iPhone, the guy from Vietnam, she asked me to videotape the birth of her child, 18 Wheeler, dead chicks with unfinished business, Ginger Heights and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:00 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ginger.mp3 You aren't ever getting a call on your iPhone, the guy from Vietnam, she asked me to videotape the birth of her child, 18 Wheeler, dead chicks with unfinished business, Ginger Heights and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/reed.mp3 Fri, 17 Aug 2007 04:05:15 GMT Comedy Use masking tape in your hotel room to detect pubic hairs and I get an unexpected call from a police detective. Use masking tape in your hotel room to detect pubic hairs and I get an unexpected call from a police detective. Norm Augustinus yes 01:18:30 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/reed.mp3 Use masking tape in your hotel room to detect pubic hairs and I get an unexpected call from a police detective. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mybird.mp3 Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:05:11 GMT Comedy Rare in the field recording offers step by step instructions on how you too can fill car doors of people you've never met (with cement) and the story about the cat that beheaded my bird friend. Rare in the field recording offers step by step instructions on how you too can fill car doors of people you've never met (with cement) and the story about the cat that beheaded my bird friend. Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:47 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mybird.mp3 Rare in the field recording offers step by step instructions on how you too can fill car doors of people you've never met (with cement) and the story about the cat that beheaded my bird friend. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sponge.mp3 Fri, 03 Aug 2007 04:05:58 GMT Comedy Cloning puppies from the DNA of Doo Drop, my rubber band vibrator idea, the contraceptive sponge, 18 Wheeler, filling car doors with concrete and lots more! Cloning puppies from the DNA of Doo Drop, my rubber band vibrator idea, the contraceptive sponge, 18 Wheeler, filling car doors with concrete and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:53 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sponge.mp3 Cloning puppies from the DNA of Doo Drop, my rubber band vibrator idea, the contraceptive sponge, 18 Wheeler, filling car doors with concrete and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/missAmerica.mp3 Wed, 18 Jan 2006 16:55:47 GMT Comedy The Miss America Pageant, the belt buckle, the amazing foam mattress, the found panties. The Miss America Pageant, the belt buckle, the amazing foam mattress, the found panties. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:45 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/missAmerica.mp3 The Miss America Pageant, the belt buckle, the amazing foam mattress, the found panties.