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"I've been enjoying Norm's stuff for years. I didn't give him one red
cent in 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005 or '04 or '03, '02, '01, 2000 or even 1999 but I'll remedy that by
giving Norm big money now!"
"Sure, he's got imagination,
imagination gone wild but what good is it?"
Nancy Crawley, Norm's University Journalism
Advisor

All he's ever
wanted to do
was to make you
laugh. For
years he's been right here serving up his unique brand of humor. Serving
it up 24 hours a day seven days a week for years and years (and
years). When your old lady took off with a young, big donged Chicano
with a goatee and
then slapped you with a trendy restraining order keeping you away from your
kids and the home you built (while working three jobs 'cause you were in
love) you came here. When your old man told you that you were
an aging bag of shit (with tits like melting
Jell-O at a company picnic) and he hightailed it for something new, you came here. Norm has been here for you
and he'll always be here for you (so long as he can continue to pay for
his server-$150 a month), waiting, writing
and serving it up because to Norm, you're worth it. Take this
moment and show Norm just how much you appreciate his extraordinary
talent and give bread to Norm. Give 'til you go bankrupt.
Donate any amount OR buy a
Dickies custom embroidered shirt, $60.
SORRY SHIRTS ARE SOLD OUT!

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